Monday, March 30, 2009

Chip Tsao

In case you cannot read nor see clearly what this CHIP TSAO had wrote in his article, I had the displeasure of copy pasting the whole article below for your enjoyment and comment.

"The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That's no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke.

"But hold on—even the Filipinos? Manila has just claimed sovereignty over the scattered rocks in the South China Sea called the Spratly Islands, complete with a blatant threat from its congress to send gunboats to the South China Sea to defend the islands from China if necessary. This is beyond reproach. The reason: there are more than 130,000 Filipina maids working as $3,580-a-month cheap labor in Hong Kong. As a nation of servants, you don't flex your muscles at your master, from whom you earn most of your bread and butter.

"As a patriotic Chinese man, the news has made my blood boil. I summoned Louisa, my domestic assistant who holds a degree in international politics from the University of Manila, hung a map on the wall, and gave her a harsh lecture. I sternly warned her that if she wants her wages increased next year, she had better tell every one of her compatriots in Statue Square on Sunday that the entirety of the Spratly Islands belongs to China.

"Grimly, I told her that if war breaks out between the Philippines and China, I would have to end her employment and send her straight home, because I would not risk the crime of treason for sponsoring an enemy of the state by paying her to wash my toilet and clean my windows 16 hours a day. With that money, she would pay taxes to her government, and they would fund a navy to invade our motherland and deeply hurt my feelings.

"Oh yes. The government of the Philippines would certainly be wrong if they think we Chinese are prepared to swallow their insult and sit back and lose a Falkland Islands War in the Far East. They may have Barack Obama and the hawkish American military behind them, but we have a hostage in each of our homes in the Mid-Levels or higher. Some of my friends told me they have already declared a state of emergency at home. Their maids have been made to shout 'China, Madam/Sir' loudly whenever they hear the word 'Spratly.' They say the indoctrination is working as wonderfully as when we used to shout, 'Long live Chairman Mao!' at the sight of a portrait of our Great Leader during the Cultural Revolution. I'm not sure if that's going a bit too far, at least for the time being."


I'm not sure if this man has the proper mind to write such thing.. I don't think this is about the Spratly Island anymore.. His article is way too personal.. I guess his hatred is brought about by his inability to identify himself properly. By his look in the photo above, I guess he's someone who is suffering from identity crisis. I suspect he's a wounded man and is trying to pour out his rage towards what he thought are the lesser kind..

I don't think his fellow countrymen would agree with him. I'd been here for many years and I'm telling you, many of the rich, famous and respectable Chinese has high regard for Filipinos.

I feel sorry for him because he really don't know who he's trying to pull down. Can't he understand that most of the Engineers, Quality Control Managers, Technicians, Architects, Designers and Administrators in almost all the major offices and factories here in China dealing with high-end products and dependable manufactured goods are mostly Filipinos??!


Because local and foreign-based company here believed in the Filipino capacity; with their brains and the technical know-how are considered significant. And most of all, the Filipinos have the capacity to identify the high-end from low!

Maybe the watch and shoes he's wearing right now is designed and quality-controlled by a Filipino! Hmmnnn..

I wish I could write more but I'm sorry CHIP TSAO, you don't deserve so much of my time..

Ohh, one last question though, can't he just fight for his sovereign rights without oppression?


Instead of minding him, I'd better take a good laugh at Mr Ruffy Biazon's post instead:

I do not know if Mr. Tsao is on the brink of turning this into a Filipinos vs. Chinese conflict, but before that happens, I would like to caution our countrymen to not fall into this trap. It’s not really about the Filipinos vs. the Chinese.

It’s about the Filipinos vs. Mr. Chip Tsao. Let’s make it personal.

But still, I would still give Mr. Tsao the benefit of the doubt. Being the patient and understanding man that I am, I am trying to see things from where Mr. Tsao is coming from. I am trying to rationalize why he wrote those things and why he has that point of view.

I have come to some theories why I think he wrote that article. If you have any other explanation in mind, please try to add through your comments.

My theories are:

1. His mother fed him milk which had melamine, produced from their country’s factories that have very low quality control standards.

2. As a child, he chewed on his lead-paint-coated toys also produced from their low-quality factories.

3. As he grew up, he always had siopao which were filled with imitation meat made of cardboard.

4. He was supposed to be aborted by the State, but somehow, the abortion tool only managed to tear off half his brain and he survived.

5. He had psychological trauma because he wanted so bad to join the Chinese Olympic Gymnastics team but he was rejected by the State because he couldn’t tell which was right and left (owing to having only half a brain)

6. He harbors ill feelings towards Filipinos who are given worldwide recognition for being good English communicators while he, even though being educated in a British colony, is still asked to repeat over and over again what he is saying because of the heavy Chinese accent in his English. So, he tries to prove his worth by writing.

7. He has an insatiable lust for Filipinas but he keeps getting turned down because of his revolting facial features, incurable halitosis and extremely small penis.

8. He is trying to gain attention because as a child and even up to his teenage days, he was so insignificant that nobody noticed his existence.

9. His own country ignores him, so he takes a shot at the Filipinos in the hope that we would react to him, finally gaining recognition for his pathetic existence on Earth.

10. He was bullied when he was a kid and always pissed and shit in his pants out of fear but never had the chance or even the courage to fight back. So he picks a fight with his own employee, or people who live overseas, confident that he will not get a fist in the eye for doing so.

This entry was posted on March 29, 2009 at 10:28 am and is filed under Uncategorized with tags china, chip tsao, hong kong, philippines, ruffy biazon, spratly islands. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

NOTE: I'm not much into politics and to this kind of stuff but this man is so FUNNY that I could not resist...



aurbie said...

All countries have their "off the wall" people who go around stirring up trouble. I just blow these people off. I guess everyone has their own opinion, and I guess they are entitled to it, but if it stirs up trouble it is not a good thing.

We don't need anymore trouble in the world.

Why do people want to cause trouble? Stirring up trouble is work. Being happy is no work at all, and it leaves time for the important work people have to do.

I like to be happy, and I get so much more work done.

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

Dearest PATTY,

I love China including its people, culture as much as I love my home country and probably as all the countries we had lived and visited.

I am not much into politics as I had mentioned frequently. What actually triggers me why i posted this article is because I cannot help myself not to react because of the tinge of prejudiced and personal hatred in this Chip Tsau's writings.

I felt hurt on behalf of the mainland because this Chip Tsau sounds like he's just using China. If you look closely, he basically cannot consider himself as a real chinese but emphasizing himself being Hong Kong Chinese..
And I felt sad noting that he's fighting for the island which is his right, but why use Filipina Maids to pour out his rage..?

We are not rich, but we also have a Chinese Maid who worked for my family for the past 15 years of our stay here in China. We love her, considered her as part of our family and we treated her with respect, never putting her into such kind of distress and maltreatment.

Such a cheap shot and his article sounds like this CHIP TSAO is a VERY SAD GUY..

BlogusVox said...

Cheap Tsao, is a man craving for attention. Most likely a butt-kisser. If not, then I don't understand why a HK man would take it his personal quest to defend China's claim.

I've been to HK and most people I encounter there have low regards for their mainland counterparts. Now that China is rich, suddenly he starts to kow-tow to its foreign policy. He calculated it to target our hapless "kababayan" for maximum impact because he knows his derogatory remarks will spread like wildfire among the OFW community.

What a waste!

Ken said...

ive been following stories about him especially looking down at OFW's, and thinking to make a post about it. bUt i gez i will just say my side and link to your post as well as those of others.

Mr Cheap should visit his psychiatrist, ano, Ate Loid?

Loida of the 2L3B's said...


Yeah really, this cheap shot is such a waste.. You're definitely right. He's a user and probably best in writing cheap tabloids rather than what he claimed to be.. I can't even bear to call him a "MR". hehe..

Thanks a lot ha. Have a nice day ahead..



Oh please make it your post too.. Let's make his face well known to all those who cares. So when he gets out of the street, he cannot bite anymore because people can identify him easily as the guy who bites..

And when he bites again, well yeah, I guess he needs to be driven down to a psychiatric ward for further evaluation..

Hahaha, funny but he only makes our day really interesting.. pls keep it up.. Have a nice day ahead..

HalfCrazy said...

Just reading half of his article makes me want to throw cusses at him for having such an ignorant and racist view at things. Calling the Filipino servants, even though true, still doesn't have the right to call us that. Even bitching about it on his PA! What does the PA know? Excuse me but that guy needs to be wiped off the Earth for being such a puny being.

I don't know about him but I think he forgot that the poor Chinese found their riches here. So they owe something to the Filipinos.

Mr. Ruffy Biazon's theories are so funny LOL. Incurable halitosis and extremely small penis? LOL. Kudos to him for pointing out their low-end products and food containing melamine.

I have love for China but only hatred for Mr. Chip Tsao.

Sardonyx said...

Very well said Ate Loida!! I didn't know this guy until I read your blog. I have former Chinese office mates (from mainland China) and they do not like their fellow Chinese from Hong Kong, now I understand why. I hate this guy...KSP!! Kulang Sa Pansin hehehe By the way I like Mr. Biazon's theories :-) ....I think they're true hahaha

SuperGulaman said...

The issue raised by Chip Tsao isn’t just about disputes in Spratly… I guess there is deeper reason behind this. He took it too personal. So let’s make it personal. He started the war, so bring it on. The war isn’t about China vs. Philippines but Chip Tsao alone vs. Filipinos. Feel our rage Chip Tsao!

mightydacz said...

hello tita loida dont you worry about me am okay doing great and great health condition as well.

oh i love ur post hate em and love em post.oh about Chip sorry coz you are so cheap as what your name implies lol you dont deserve my time how absurd Chip.on a positive note
i love the theoris of Mr Biazon about CHip Tsao and SPRATLY lol
A-alitosis(silent H coz he cant utter it articulately)
T-totally mental
L-libido substandard,Lead-paint-coated toys addict
Y-yucky yellow skin and teeth lol

Chip Tsao you are so Spratly

Wsprsweetly Of Cottages said...

Dear Loida...needless to say, it is difficult for me to wrap my mind around such a mentality as this man. It is strange to me..but anger, and hatred are out there...I was hoping to live to see the day it would be gone..but it is not to be. You :) answered strong and well as did many who made comments. "mightydacz" is FUNNY!!

Midlife, menopause, mistakes and random stuff... said...

What a thought provoking post lovely Loida!!
I love what mighhtydacz said......that made me laugh out loud.
You take good care girl and love to your beautiful family :)

Steady On
Reggie Girl

HalfCrazy said...

Oh by the way, he is now banned to enter the Philippine shores and the newspaper who published his article apologized. Poor PA, though!

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

You made me laugh when you said that this Chip Tsau should be "wiped off the Earth". And yeah you're right, he has "ignorant and racist view at things". My child, maybe you should lend him your blog name to that man, FULLCRAZY really fitted him.. :)


Thanks that I became your way of knowing the "most wanted man" in the blogs world.. hehehe.. We should admire him this time for awakening our blood line...
Care, ate loida



Yeah, It's clearly CHIP TSAU vs. FILIPINO.. He's such a traitor to his country. Imagine, letting Japan and the Russians lure on them just because he simply loves Japanese Cartoons, Hello Kitty and Karaoke.. Who among real men loves Hello Kitty? Oh my gay.. What a mess he put himself into.

"The Russians sank a Hong Kong freighter last month, killing the seven Chinese seamen on board. We can live with that—Lenin and Stalin were once the ideological mentors of all Chinese people. The Japanese planted a flag on Diàoyú Island. That's no big problem—we Hong Kong Chinese love Japanese cartoons, Hello Kitty, and shopping in Shinjuku, let alone our round-the-clock obsession with karaoke."


Hahah, me and my friends here likes your comment a lot.. You're such a funny fellow and nice of you for using Tsip Tsao as your Joke. He's a real Joke.

I wonder if he can still sleep at night.


Dearest MONA,
Thanks my friend for dropping by. Yeah, I'm kind of harsh and pls forgive me. It's just that this Chip Tsao should not turn to oppression. Yeah, he's really strange.. and funny too..


Thank my dearest REGGIE GIRL. Hahaha, I'm sorry I can't help it. He's far too much..
Mightydacz really done his share. See you later..


Oh geez, what will gonna happen now to Luisa? Hope she could find a complete human being to serve this time. Her supposedly ex-employer is half human. He seemed to lack the "heart" part.

Amie said...

Hi Loida, when I first read this in the Bariles Republic blog, my initial reaction was being mad at this "best-selling author & columnist." I've read again yesterday that he apologized for his racist remarks after he stirred reactions from Filipinos all over the world. He is just a heartless, confused, person using a noble profession as facade to cover his low self esteem...

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

Dear Amie,
Yeah he apologized for one reason alone: that he used the word servant and that's it..? hehe.. really funny guy, that chip tsau..
Thanks for dropping by and have a nice day..
Care, LOida

HalfCrazy said...

Haha lol! At least no one's paying him attention in China! So Luisa is Chip's PA. What's the news regarding her?

J9 said...

I just could not take this seriously at all, I thought it was a Colbert type rant, and done tongue in cheek.

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

Dear Halfcrazy,
I'm not up-dated yet. Hope she's getting along well after such ordeal..

Dear J9,
Thanks for dropping by. Yes, no problem. Things turned out fine in the end somehow.

Have a nice day to all of you my friends..!

Anonymous said...

what? chinese? they are all scattered all around the world! helping themselves for shelter, cause they can never have their own beautiful life in their country not iven a piece of land inheir from their beloved country, unlike we filipinos.

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

Dear Mr. Anonymous,
Thanks for dropping by and citing your views. I don't have negative feelings for Chinese. As a matter of fact, I have great respect for them except for this Chip Tsao.
Hve a nice day ahead..

karot said...

i dont know where his anger came sick and tired reading his articles, fuck you chip tsao chinese doctor phil!"you pancit eating mader humper! i can screw you on each and all you mothafucker im about to get RAW!

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

Oh my gosh KAROT, don't pls calm down. We're just citing our views here as civilized and educated individuals. although i cannot blame you, pls hush, he's not worth so much anger.. make your day brighter.. smile and take a good breath..

peace.. :)

Ron said...

Hi Loida,
Just wanted to drop in and say hello! I'm going to stay out of the political business but wanted to say I hope you are having a wonderful week!

Michelle, All Home and Love said...

Ugh, that above comment was from me. I'm sorry about that, my husband keeps signing into his account and then I don't realize it before I comment. I didn't want to just delete it but it was me!

Loida of the 2L3B's said...

Dearest Michelle,
Yeah I truly understand. Thanks for visiting my friend and may you also have a nice weekend ahead..

Hahaha, it's ok. Thanks again my dear friend..

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